A Hint for Father's Day

My hint for my next Father's day present is not to give me crap. Every year I get the most worthless junk. Take a look at what I got this last year. I was humiliated and ashamed to have to wear this horrible creation. Look at my cheesy make believe smile, you know I was lying when I said this was a great present. This year get me something good, no hand made products, lame coupon books or mugs that say best dad ever.